I spent last night eating ribs with some ghetto bitch who I just liked watching suck the meat off the bones, only to come home drunk, with nothing but a bottle of gin and Facebook to entertain me.
Anyhoo, here’s Cristine Reyes showing off some major cleavage. Unfortunately, she’s not naked which is a major bummer. Because I’m into seeing all bitches naked…and not strategic naked that’s like they aren’t even naked. I’m talking fully spread-eagled and ready for entry naked.