Saturday, July 21, 2012
Nathalie Hayashi is All Wet
I am going to get drunker than I normally get tonight for no reason other than all the girls are out because it’s a rainy Saturday night. I shouldn’t keep my romance to myself. I need to share it and in turn seduce the world…before sabotaging it by insulting the bitch, getting punched by the bitch, then puking all over myself and walking home to my empty apartment—scared and alone and humiliated, then do it all over again the next day. I love my life…
Anyhoo, here’s some bitch named Natalie Hayashi and she’s half-Japanese and half-Filipina. How do you say “suck my cock” in Nippongo?