Wednesday, August 15, 2012
Iya Villania Naked!!!
I am exhausted from all the sexting. It’s like every night is a series of me getting drunk and social networking girls to send me nudes, despite my being anti-social. I should be sticking my dick in these whores, but I’m too lazy to meet them. The whole thing drains me and reminds me that the Internet is the fucking devil—technology is going to ruin us…and ideally, I’m gonna be an evil billionaire because of it.
In the meantime, here’s a pic of a naked Iya Villania. Yes, it’s Photoshopped. So what? It’s not like your cock can tell the difference. So fap away, fuckers!