Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Jennifer Aniston is Box Office Gold in Bra and Panties

Wait a second Hollywood…are you telling me that if I buy a ticket to “We’re The Millers,” starring Jennifer Aniston, I’ll get to hear her read jokes with the robotic delivery of a GPS unit AND see the bra of an unattractive, old lady with B cups?

Well congratulations, you’ve done it again! Here’s my money. Is $100 enough? $200? Name your price Hollywood. Please don’t tell me I’m too late and opening weekend is already sold out. And yes, I was being sarcastic, you doofus!

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