Thursday, September 6, 2012

Lady GaGa is Fugly as Fuck

Lady GaGa can afford to hire the best photographers to make herself look good. These photographers can make grimy-looking girls like GaGa look like angels I want to tongue…even though I’d normally not want to tongue them unless they were covered in plastic wrap, because even with my low standards, I rarely eat out hookers…even though they have more flavor than non-hookers…and even though I view all women as hookers—whether they’re fucking their rich husband, or famous boyfriend, or random guys who make them feel good. Because sex is always a transaction.

Unfortunately, GaGa can only look good in an autopsy photo after committing  suicide. She’s really not hot. That face of a demon throws everything off…even if her ass is perfect.

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